Fortunately, the United States would likely respond by creating the North American F*** Zombies Agreement -- or NAFZA -- to handle the problem regionally.Zombies cannot be reasoned with. Vampires, however, are another question entirely. But I may feel that way because they are dead sexy.
From ForeignPolicy.com - Theory of International Politics and Zombies by Daniel Drezner
This is hilarious. I was intrigued because I've had an abnormal amount of zombie nightmares (what is a normal amount?) over the past few years. Hopefully this is just because I'm crazy, and not because I'm having premonitions of an impending zombie apocalypse. I may not agree with all US foreign policies, but I will definitely support the American "die motherfuckers, die!" approach.