From ForeignPolicy.com - Theory of International Politics and Zombies by Daniel Drezner

This is hilarious.  I was intrigued because I've had an abnormal amount of zombie nightmares (what is a normal amount?) over the past few years.  Hopefully this is just because I'm crazy, and not because I'm having premonitions of an impending zombie apocalypse.  I may not agree with all US foreign policies, but I will definitely support the American "die motherfuckers, die!" approach.

Fortunately, the United States would likely respond by creating the North American F*** Zombies Agreement -- or NAFZA -- to handle the problem regionally.

Zombies cannot be reasoned with.   Vampires, however, are another question entirely.  But I may feel that way because they are dead sexy.