Showing posts with label Critters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Critters. Show all posts

3.26.2011

Blogging Challenge Day 8: A Moment (or Two)

Two animal related moments.

On Sunday I decided to wash Biko, who hasn't had a decent bath since it became cold (so, before late November).  It's so funny reading a dog's body language and trying to guess what he's thinking.  Biko is afraid of water when it's spraying out of the hose, so whenever he's not on a leash and he sees me reach for the hose, he runs off to a safe distance and watches me with what I suspect is suspicion in his eyes.  When I give him a bath, I alleviate the problem by tying his leash to the fencepost and tricking him into coming close enough for me to attach it to his collar, which is what I did on Sunday.

He looks at me confused.  I climb over the fence and reach for the hose, turning it on.

He sits, shoulder's hunched, head slowly sinking while looking up at me.  He knows what this means.  I kind of love the moments when I know exactly what he's thinking.  I felt a little bad for him, but clean dogs get longer belly rubs, and he looks so pretty when he's clean.

The second moment was last Saturday, when I realized that a lizard that was hanging out in front of my door was in fact stuck via fresh paint.  My landlord's son painted my porch in the morning while I was asleep.  By the time I was leaving the house for the first time around noon, it was dry enough to walk on, but the lizard apparently didn't wait long enough and was effectively glued to the spot right in front of my door.  I didn't want to use my fingers in case it got scared and bit me, so I grabbed a piece of the dead banana tree leaves that had blown into the courtyard and poked at each of the lizard's little feet until they were free.  It still didn't move.  I realized that it's little belly was stuck, too, and poked at that until the lizard finally slowly waddled off, surely in pain (it didn't lose any major body parts, but it was impossible to get it loose without taking off a couple of wee toes).  I wonder how long it had been there...

3.07.2011

No, you cannot hang out on my wall while I'm sleeping

So, for the 2nd time in 4 months there is an emerald green lizard in my house. Now, unlike cockroaches, I am not actually afraid of lizards. However, I still don't want one hanging out on the wall above my bed. Also, he's about as high as he can go on my 12 foot ceiling, and I know he will fall, and I know it will hurt, if not kill, the little green guy. Unless he lands on my bed, which will probably freak me out. I think he may have eaten a large spider that's been perched in a nearby corner of my ceiling...thanks? But no, you cannot hang out on my wall while I'm sleeping.


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12.13.2009

Songs I Can't Skip on My Ipod and a Mouse in My House

Lately I've been coming across obsessions in my Ipod. These are some of the songs that I either replay or refuse to skip.



Also, there is a mouse in my house! I saw something dark scurry under my desk, and stood there with my mouth open for about a minutes, realizing that it had a little tail so it couldn't be a cockroach. I called C--W, my landlord, and told him, and he said to come over and get some rat poison, and that I could sleep in his spare room tonight. As I was talking to him, it darted out again, then went back into my closet (boxes, no clothes). I screamed. I'm writing this from the spare room of the main house. I hope that thing is dead by tomorrow. Then I'll have to figure out how to clean it up. Blech!

8.03.2009

Cockroaches: The Great Evil

I had to share this post from neworleans about ways to do battle with cockroaches. My method is to squeal, run for the Raid Max: Roach Genocide, and spray the hell out of them. They usually go belly-up after 10-15 seconds, and they don't come back to life while you're trying clean them up. I don't know why some of the comments say that Raid doesn't work, they must not be using the right one. That shit could kill me if I was locked in a small room that had just been sprayed.

6.25.2009

Hot Ass Weather

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Of course, this is the month that I've started working a job that involves doing strenuous physical labor in the heat for 8 hours. This weather, and the climate here in general feels strange this year. First, the termites haven't fucking left yet! They're still swarming! And, the lovebugs never really materialized (not that I'm complaining). It's way hotter than normal for June, and we usually get rain at least 5 days a week starting around now, and we're in a drought! I'm a little worried, these changes seem sudden.

6.02.2009

What the Fuck?


What is this creature? I thought it was a cockroach, but after dumping it into the toilet and seeing its back, I think it's... something else. It has pinchers! Eeeep!

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4.19.2009

THE TERMITES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I didn't mean for my next post to be another bug one, but I just killed a termite while waiting for Family Guy to come on. Once I realized what it was, I looked around to discover that there were several termites flying around my living room. Went into the kitchen, where I can see my porch light, and *horror* realized that there was a small swarm around my front door! Last year I was told that they came out in mid May, and they ended up coming out in early May. Now its mid/late April. Pretty soon they'll be bugging Mardi Gras partiers. I don't know if anyone reads this blog yet, but if you know how long termite season is supposed to last, please comment. The Google did not help me.

D.

4.04.2009

Cockroaches: The Bane of My Existance

Ughhh. From what I’ve heard, New Orleans has always been a bit of a “roachy” city, but it has certainly ramped up its roach factor after Hurricane Katrina. I knew that the apartment I was moving into had a problem, but it was the cheapest rent I could find and the landlord is like a father to me, so it seemed like the best decision when I moved in at the beginning of November. And it was, but I always doubt it when I see one of these in my house:

I get freaked out, spray it to death with Raid Max: Roach Genocide, then pace the floors for a half an hour trying to figure out whether I should grab it really fast with a paper towel and dump it in the toilet that’s only a foot away (and feel it twitching in my hand, because they always twitch), or sweep it into a dustpan and risk turning it over and it running up my arm. Yes, I know I’m insane. So, I’m sleeping with the lights on tonight, and tomorrow when I get off of work I’m making a bait, spreading boric acid around, and when I have money I’m buying the gel that you put around cracks. And the Terminex guy comes at the end of the month. I. WILL. DESTROY. THEM.

D.